January 2010
28 posts
Iba't ibang klaseng babae...
iheartjeshua:
electrohearts:
bittersweetdilemmas:
1. Pa-conyo- sila yung super vain na kala mo everyday is “foundation day.” Magaling mag-ingles, hindi umiinom ng house water sa fastfood at kung magbihis e kala mo parating may party. Sila rin yung aakitin ka, pero hindi bibigay….agad. Kailangan ng matinding humor kung talagang trip na trip mo sya iuwi.
2. Top-of-the-line sosyalera-...
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
Last night i was thinking of you, a tear rolled...
iheartjeshua:
littlemisskayeoh:
thisonetimeatbandcamp:
831days:
tttracey:
(via -endlesslove)
"You know when I realized I loved him? It was when...
iheartjeshua:
sunshinemusings:
True words.
yeah :’(
14438.) I only let you because I loved you and I...
iheartjeshua:
(via blogsecret)
14443.) We're talking again.
iheartjeshua:
blogsecret:
Its been a while since we last spoke. We dated back then. I don’t remember why we broke up but we did. You asked me if I thought we could try it again. I told you no and you asked why. I gave you some lame excuse for why we can’t be the real reason is that I’m not who you think I am. I’m not the person people see me as. I’ve changed since we last spoke. You don’t know...
14450.) It's been too long since I've been in love...
iheartjeshua:
(via blogsecret)
1889. i wish your name wasn't so common. i HATE...
iheartjeshua:
kissmethruthephone:
hellafellafoool:
chrstl:
petersuperpan:
(via 11-eleven-wishes)
I can relate !!! :)
Same here.
ISSA, YSSA, YSA, ISA, IZA, IZZA, ano pa?
somebody to love →
watch this vid. suupperr nyc
“waaaaaaaaaa.. it freaks me out!”
